- Lt. James Dempsey: We're looking for a male caucasian, average hight, average built.
- Det. Sgt. Harry Makepeace: That covers about 60 villains in our precinct.
- Chief Supt. Gordon Spikings: [takes offence to her choice of words] Precinct?
- Det. Sgt. Harry Makepeace: I thought I'd make him feel at home.
- Lt. James Dempsey: There's something's wrong, I can smell it.
- Det. Sgt. Harry Makepeace: Hm, well, while you smell it, I'm going to shower and change my clothes.
- Lt. James Dempsey: Yeah, don't forget to shave.
- Det. Sgt. Harry Makepeace: [about Tiffany] We're extremely old friends.
- Lt. James Dempsey: So how come nothin' rubbed off on, then?
- Det. Sgt. Harry Makepeace: Who do you think taught her everything she knows?
- Lt. James Dempsey: So what am I supposed to do, just 'cause I'm another American, I can wonder out into the street and I'll be able to find Joey 'the Mouse' Dalaney? Huh, pick him out in a crowd?
- Chief Supt. Gordon Spikings: That's about the height and weight of it.
- Lt. James Dempsey: Now my Zen master told me it's remarkably difficult to pick up your teeth with two broken arms.