Dempsey and Makepeace (TV Series)
Blind Eye (1985)
Michael Brandon: Dempsey
Quotes
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Lt. James Dempsey : I ain't crowded, I'm crackered.
Det. Sgt. Harry Makepeace : Crackered?
Lt. James Dempsey : Yeah, cream crackered.
Det. Sgt. Harry Makepeace : Sorry?
Lt. James Dempsey : [sits down next to her] Cockney rhyming slang: cream crackered; knackered.
Det. Sgt. Harry Makepeace : You're learning fast.
Chief Supt. Gordon Spikings : You two finished?
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Lt. James Dempsey : I guess you're just gonna have to go down there and charm the pants of the guy. Then I can sweaten his gastank.
Det. Sgt. Harry Makepeace : Hm, thanks a bunch.
Lt. James Dempsey : Come on, Makepeace. You can ooze sex for thirty seconds, can't ya?
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Lt. James Dempsey : Well, here we go, keep your fingers crossed, and your head down.
Det. Sgt. Harry Makepeace : Why is it always me who ends up on the floor?
Lt. James Dempsey : I'm not making any sexist remarks today.
Det. Sgt. Harry Makepeace : Thank you.
Lt. James Dempsey : Don't mention it.
Det. Sgt. Harry Makepeace : I won't. Are sure this is going to work?
Lt. James Dempsey : No.
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Det. Sgt. Harry Makepeace : Shall we get a room?
Lt. James Dempsey : Sorry?
Det. Sgt. Harry Makepeace : Didn't I see you hookin' in Mayfair last night?
[pulls out several pound notes]
Det. Sgt. Harry Makepeace : Okay, lunch is on me.
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Det. Sgt. Harry Makepeace : Well, lets see how loose Mrs. Wilson's tongue is.
Lt. James Dempsey : If you want, I could slap her around for a little bit.
Det. Sgt. Harry Makepeace : Dempsey, how many times must I tell you that it's very ungentlemanly to hit women.
Lt. James Dempsey : Okay, I'll hold her, you hit her.
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Det. Sgt. Harry Makepeace : [Dempsey has commandeered a motorcycle] All we need now is some bright spark from traffic to pull us for not having titfers.
Lt. James Dempsey : Titfers? Tit for tat, hat!
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Lt. James Dempsey : [driving a car] Makepeace, get your head down.
Det. Sgt. Harry Makepeace : [in the back seat with a wounded Spikings] I'm on the floor again, I don't believe it!
Lt. James Dempsey : Don't fight it, it's where you belong.
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Lt. James Dempsey : Now that's a really good match: a saucepan lid and a cherry hog.
Det. Sgt. Harry Makepeace : [thinks for a moment] A saucepan lid: kid. Cherry hog?... dog! What a clever boy.