Curb Your Enthusiasm (TV Series)

The Survivor (2004)

Colby Donaldson: Colby

Quotes 

• Colby : So, here we are in a region of Australia where, out of the world's ten most deadly snakes, nine of 'em inhabit this region. It was harrowing. You come across a taipan on the trail, you get bit, you're dead in thirty minutes flat.

  Solly : Oy, I'll tell you, that's a very interesting story, let me tell you. I was in a concentration camp! You never even suffered one minute in your life compared to what I went through!

  Colby : Look, I'm saying- I'm saying we spent 42 days trying to survive and we had very little rations, no snacks...

  Solly : Snacks? What you talking, "snacks"? We didn't eat sometimes for a week! For a month! We ate nothing!...

  Colby : I couldn't even work out when I was over there. They certainly didn't have a gym.

  Solly : A *what*?

  Colby : I mean, I wore my sneakers out and the next thing you know, I got a pair of flip-flops!

  Solly : Flip-flops!

  Colby : We sleep on the ground, on the dirt, okay? 118 degrees during the day, 98 at night with 98 percent humidity!

  Solly : 45 degrees below zero!

  Colby : Did you guys have a bathroom?

  Solly : A bathroom? We had twelve people at a time would go and shit...!

  Colby : Well, I'm sure you had toilet paper.

  Solly : We had newspaper!

  Colby : We had mosquitos.

  Solly : Mosquito? You see this glass eye? Eh? Eh?

  Colby : Have you even seen the show?

  Solly : Did you ever see *our* show? It was called the Holocaust!