Curb Your Enthusiasm (TV Series)
Mary, Joseph and Larry (2002)
Larry David: Larry David
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Quotes
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[Larry accidentally eats decorative manger scene cookies]
Becky : You ate the baby Jesus and his mother Mary.
Larry : I thought they were animal cookies.
Cheryl's Dad : Animal Cookies? What, are you kidding me?
Becky : Jesus Christ is not an animal.
Larry : I thought he was a monkey.
Cheryl's Dad : A monkey? Oh, please.
Cheryl's Mom : Larry, have you no shame?
Becky : The Son of God is not a monkey, Larry.
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Larry David : I think I tipped that guy twice.
Jeff Greene : What? Why wouldn't he tell you?
Larry David : Because he got twice the money.
[sarcastically]
Larry David : Why?