- Sam Savage: Anyone seen my dictionary?
- [everybody looks at him]
- Nick Savage: Wow, you must really be out of suspects...
- Jack Savage: Why don't you ask Angela from across the street?
- Chris Savage: Yeah, you love her!
- Sam Savage: No, I don't!
- Jack Savage: You're always staring out the window at her!
- Sam Savage: No, I'm not!
- Jack Savage: You put more drool on that window than the dog.
- T. J. Savage: You wanna marry her!
- Chris Savage: Yeah, you wanna be Mr. Angela Savage!
- Nick Savage: One day you're gonna go off to college...
- [looking at Chris]
- Nick Savage: ... or somewhere...
- Nick Savage: [Comes home and sees Sam staring out the window at Angela] Hey Sam! Angela's across the street.
- Sam Savage: Oh really? Coz I was just checking out these blinds here. They rock! What are they? Venetian?
- Nick Savage: [Pulls up the blinds. Angela sees them and waves]
- Sam Savage: S-she waved. What do I do?
- Nick Savage: [Takes Sam's arm and waves]
- Sam Savage: Could you pull down the blinds now?
- Nick Savage: [Pulls down the blinds] You should se yourself from outside, Sam. You look like the neighborhood pervert.
- Jack Savage: I'm not cleaning anything. And I don't think you should either.
- Sam Savage: You're crazy. Dad'll kill us.
- Jack Savage: No.If we clean this place he'll know we can do it. He'll never hire anyone again. And it wont stop there. He'll have us...
- [plays a chord on his guitar]
- Jack Savage: ... ironing...
- [playing a chord]
- Jack Savage: ... buying groceries...
- [playing a chord]
- Jack Savage: ... darning socks... Whatever that is... You want aprons for christmas?