Complete Savages (TV Series)

Pilot (2004)

Andrew Eiden: Sam Savage

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Quotes 

• Sam Savage : Anyone seen my dictionary?

  [everybody looks at him] 

  Nick Savage : Wow, you must really be out of suspects...

• Sam Savage : You see how stupid your argument is, Jack, Chris agrees with you!

• Jack Savage : Why don't you ask Angela from across the street?

  Chris Savage : Yeah, you love her!

  Sam Savage : No, I don't!

  Jack Savage : You're always staring out the window at her!

  Sam Savage : No, I'm not!

  Jack Savage : You put more drool on that window than the dog.

  T. J. Savage : You wanna marry her!

  Chris Savage : Yeah, you wanna be Mr. Angela Savage!

• Nick Savage : [Comes home and sees Sam staring out the window at Angela]  Hey Sam! Angela's across the street.

  Sam Savage : Oh really? Coz I was just checking out these blinds here. They rock! What are they? Venetian?

  Nick Savage : [Pulls up the blinds. Angela sees them and waves] 

  Sam Savage : S-she waved. What do I do?

  Nick Savage : [Takes Sam's arm and waves] 

  Sam Savage : Could you pull down the blinds now?

  Nick Savage : [Pulls down the blinds]  You should se yourself from outside, Sam. You look like the neighborhood pervert.

• Jack Savage : I'm not cleaning anything. And I don't think you should either.

  Sam Savage : You're crazy. Dad'll kill us.

  Jack Savage : No.If we clean this place he'll know we can do it. He'll never hire anyone again. And it wont stop there. He'll have us...

  [plays a chord on his guitar] 

  Jack Savage : ... ironing...

  [playing a chord] 

  Jack Savage : ... buying groceries...

  [playing a chord] 

  Jack Savage : ... darning socks... Whatever that is... You want aprons for christmas?