Cheers (TV Series)

Woody Interruptus (1990)

George Wendt: Norm Peterson

Quotes 

• Woody Boyd : What do you think of premartial sex, Mr. P?

  Norm Peterson : Well, Wood, there's an old saying you know, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free." Then of course, you get married and you wake up one day and realize, "Oh my God, I married a cow."