Cheers (TV Series)

Woody Interruptus (1990)

Ted Danson: Sam Malone

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Quotes 

• Sam Malone : Listen, Kelly is Woody's girlfriend. I'm sure you could have any woman you want.

  Henrí : I know, but Kelly is so innocent and naive. I love to change that.

  Sam Malone : Boy, I'm kind of torn here. I mean, Woody is my closest friend, but that's a real solid argument.

• Sam Malone : I'm Sam Malone by the way.

  Henrí : Oh, I've heard about you in France.

  Sam Malone : Oh, yeah, you follow baseball?

  Henrí : No, stewardesses.

• [Woody is getting worried about Henri's intentions toward Kelly] 

  Woody Boyd : Hey, Sam... you don't think that... maybe they've been to...

  Sam Malone : To... the back of the barn?

  Woody Boyd : I was going to say, "to bed together." What is "the back of the barn"? What does that mean? That's where the compost heap is! I can't think of anyplace less romantic!

• Sam Malone : [to Frasier and Dr. Eckworth]  You brought a severed head into a bar?

  [aghast] 

  Sam Malone : Oh we've GOT to have a policy against that, don't we?