Cheers (TV Series)

Where Have All the Floorboards Gone? (1991)

Rhea Perlman: Carla Tortelli

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• [the gang is talking about Kevin McHale's obsession with bar trivia, Carla who is blaming Norm and Cliff in particular] 

  Carla Tortelli-LeBec : You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. You're like vampires - big butted, do-nothing vampires. And now you're trying to make Kevin one of your recruits. Well, I say it's got to stop. I'm not going to let you screw up his career.

  Sam Malone : Come on. Lighten up, will ya. It's just Kevin's getting a little carried away with bolts, that's all.

  Carla Tortelli-LeBec : Yeah, sure Sammy. Today it's how many bolts are in the floor. Tomorrow, they'll have him onto if the Brady Bunch crashes in the Andes, who's going to eat who first.

  Woody Boyd : They'll probably eat the maid cause she ain't kin.

  Cliff Clavin : Well, you know but if they're smart, they'll ask her first how she should best prepare herself.

• Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane : [Lilith walks in from the ladies' room and gets her coat from one of the chairs]  Frasier, I've got to run. I'm having my photograph taken for a new ID badge at the lab.

  Rebecca Howe : Aren't you going to get your hair done for that?

  Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane : Why on earth should I?

  Carla Tortelli-LeBec : Well, at least get the tension on that bun checked. I mean if that baby goes, we're all dead.

  Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane : That hardly seems just coming from a woman whose hair hasn't seen a greasy pot it couldn't scrub clean.

  Carla Tortelli-LeBec : Watch it, babe!

  [Lilith and Carla Face off]