Cheers (TV Series)
Where Have All the Floorboards Gone? (1991)
Ted Danson: Sam Malone
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Quotes
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Sam Malone : I got you a very, very special gift, my friend.
Norm Peterson : More special than a free beer?
Sam Malone : Yeah, come here.
Norm Peterson : Is it a keg and a snorkel?
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Phil : [Phil signing a fake Wade Boggs baseball for Kevin] Yea how many Gs in Boggs ?
Sam Malone : Two!
Phil : That all it doesn't look right!
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Norm Peterson : What a birthday, huh? A free beer, a Celtics jacket from Kevin McHale, and Sammy wiping out my bar tab.
Sam Malone : Whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't say anything about wiping out a bar tab.
Norm Peterson : [with mock sarcasm] Well, happy birthday to me.
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[the gang is talking about Kevin McHale's obsession with bar trivia, Carla who is blaming Norm and Cliff in particular]
Carla Tortelli-LeBec : You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. You're like vampires - big butted, do-nothing vampires. And now you're trying to make Kevin one of your recruits. Well, I say it's got to stop. I'm not going to let you screw up his career.
Sam Malone : Come on. Lighten up, will ya. It's just Kevin's getting a little carried away with bolts, that's all.
Carla Tortelli-LeBec : Yeah, sure Sammy. Today it's how many bolts are in the floor. Tomorrow, they'll have him onto if the Brady Bunch crashes in the Andes, who's going to eat who first.
Woody Boyd : They'll probably eat the maid cause she ain't kin.
Cliff Clavin : Well, you know but if they're smart, they'll ask her first how she should best prepare herself.
