Cheers (TV Series)

Two Girls for Every Boyd (1989)

George Wendt: Norm Peterson

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Quotes 

• Woody Boyd : Boy, this is a big night for me. Who wants to help me paint the town?

  Norm Peterson , Cliff Clavin , Pete : Oh, hey, all right.

  Norm Peterson : Oh, hey let's go.

  Cliff Clavin : Hey, where we going Wood?

  Woody Boyd : To the theater. I'm in charge of scenery and I've got to paint the town.

• [Norm gives Woody relationship advice while Carla answers the phone] 

  Norm : Okay, what you should do is tell her the truth. Honesty is the cornerstone in any relationship.

  Carla : Norm, it's Vera.

  Norm : I'm not here.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, yes. It's the only time I seriously considered giving up psychology. For--For the arts. But I couldn't disappoint my father. No, sir. Not him. I remember opening night. I stared breathlessly out from behind the curtain to see-- To see if he'd taken the seat i'd left for him. But he was too busy with his experiments to show up. Always involved with those damned experiments.

  Norm Peterson : Dad was a scientist, huh?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : No, he was a white rat. Of course he was a scientist, you nit! You see, my father wanted me to go into psychology. He insisted on it. At the time, I hated him for it. And he died before I had a chance to realize that he was right. And I never got to tell him. It's funny, isn't it?

  Woody Boyd : [chuckles]  That's a good one all right, Dr. Crane.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Woody, I meant funny in a sad, ironic way.

  Woody Boyd : [chuckles]  I know. Those kill me.