Cheers (TV Series)

Two Girls for Every Boyd (1989)

John Ratzenberger: Cliff Clavin

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Quotes 

• Woody Boyd : Boy, this is a big night for me. Who wants to help me paint the town?

  Norm Peterson , Cliff Clavin , Pete : Oh, hey, all right.

  Norm Peterson : Oh, hey let's go.

  Cliff Clavin : Hey, where we going Wood?

  Woody Boyd : To the theater. I'm in charge of scenery and I've got to paint the town.

• Woody Boyd : Wait, this is a misunderstanding.

  Emily : Yeah, listen to him.

  Kelly Gaines : [to Emily]  You stay out of this!

  Cliff Clavin : Oh, Woody's babes comin' ta blows!

  [the guys at the bar all start chanting "Cat fight! Cat fight! Cat fight! Cat fight!"] 

  Kelly Gaines : [after Emily blocks the door, keeping her from leaving]  You get out of my way right now or so help me I'll, I'll, I'll hurt your feelings!

  Emily : You do, and I'll hurt yours right back.

  [the guys at the bar turn away, realizing the fight's gone 'tame,' chanting "Kitten fight. Kitten fight. Kitten fight."]