Cheers (TV Series)

Two Girls for Every Boyd (1989)

Woody Harrelson: Woody Boyd

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Quotes 

• Woody Boyd : Boy, this is a big night for me. Who wants to help me paint the town?

  Norm Peterson , Cliff Clavin , Pete : Oh, hey, all right.

  Norm Peterson : Oh, hey let's go.

  Cliff Clavin : Hey, where we going Wood?

  Woody Boyd : To the theater. I'm in charge of scenery and I've got to paint the town.

• Woody Boyd : I'm playing George Gibbs from Our Town, kind of a naive small town guy who's a little shy and sort of backward. Can you believe they chose me?

• Woody Boyd : Wait, this is a misunderstanding.

  Emily : Yeah, listen to him.

  Kelly Gaines : [to Emily]  You stay out of this!

  Cliff Clavin : Oh, Woody's babes comin' ta blows!

  [the guys at the bar all start chanting "Cat fight! Cat fight! Cat fight! Cat fight!"] 

  Kelly Gaines : [after Emily blocks the door, keeping her from leaving]  You get out of my way right now or so help me I'll, I'll, I'll hurt your feelings!

  Emily : You do, and I'll hurt yours right back.

  [the guys at the bar turn away, realizing the fight's gone 'tame,' chanting "Kitten fight. Kitten fight. Kitten fight."] 

• [Emily and Woody are rehearsing a romantic scene. Emily kisses Woody, when Kelly walks in. Kelly has no idea Woody is in a play] 

  Kelly Gaines : Woody. I can't believe it.

  Woody Boyd : Oh wait Kelly. It's not what it looks like.

  Kelly Gaines : Don't make excuses, Woody. Now I see what's going on. You're busy every night and you won't tell me why. I walk in here and find you two kissing in the back room of a bar. It all adds up. You're in a play and you didn't even tell me.

  [Kelly rushes out. Woody chases after her] 

  Woody Boyd : Wait, maybe I was just cheating on you.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, yes. It's the only time I seriously considered giving up psychology. For--For the arts. But I couldn't disappoint my father. No, sir. Not him. I remember opening night. I stared breathlessly out from behind the curtain to see-- To see if he'd taken the seat i'd left for him. But he was too busy with his experiments to show up. Always involved with those damned experiments.

  Norm Peterson : Dad was a scientist, huh?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : No, he was a white rat. Of course he was a scientist, you nit! You see, my father wanted me to go into psychology. He insisted on it. At the time, I hated him for it. And he died before I had a chance to realize that he was right. And I never got to tell him. It's funny, isn't it?

  Woody Boyd : [chuckles]  That's a good one all right, Dr. Crane.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Woody, I meant funny in a sad, ironic way.

  Woody Boyd : [chuckles]  I know. Those kill me.