Cheers (TV Series)
Truce or Consequences (1982)
Shelley Long: Diane Chambers
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Quotes
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Sam Malone : A little hung over, are we?
Diane Chambers : I can't keep anything from you.
Sam Malone : You know, I know something to stop hangovers.
Diane Chambers : Oh, thank God, help me. What is it?
Sam Malone : Don't drink so much.
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Carla Tortelli : You sound like a lady who is getting tired of her teeth.
Diane Chambers : I'm tired of your teeth and all the vermicelli in-between.
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[Diane is furious with Carla and needs to release some emotion]
Diane Chambers : Coach, what do you do when you are so furious that you have to do something?
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : Well, I know you think it's a little crazy, but I bang my head on the bar.
Diane Chambers : Doesn't sound crazy to me. It might do me a lot of good right now.
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : Well, OK.
[Coach proceeds to bang his head on the bar]
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Carla Tortelli : Listen, pencil neck. You're startin' to get on my nerves.
Diane Chambers : Please don't call me pencil neck. I am not a pencil neck.
Carla Tortelli : I'm sorry. I didn't mean to call you pencil neck, gozzlehead.
Diane Chambers : Name calling. The last refuge of the monosyllabic.
Carla Tortelli : I don't know what that means but I heard slob in there!