Cheers (TV Series)

Those Lips, Those Ice (1988)

Jay Thomas: Eddie LeBec

Quotes 

• Carla LeBec : Listen Eddie. I want you to promise me something. I want you to promise me that if you ever find someone who makes you happier than I do, that you'll tell me.

  Eddie LeBec : Oh yeah, right.

  Carla LeBec : What do you mean by that?

  Eddie LeBec : You'd kill me.

  Carla LeBec : No, I won't. Now tell me the truth: are you having an affair?

  Eddie LeBec : No.

  Carla LeBec : Did you believe me when I said I wouldn't kill you?

  Eddie LeBec : No.

  Carla LeBec : Then if you were having an affair, you would still be saying no.

  Eddie LeBec : Yes. And if I were having an affair, I'd still say no. Honey look, I got to tell you something. I have a real bad headache from this conversation. I need to lie down in a dark room.