Cheers (TV Series)

Those Lips, Those Ice (1988)

Kirstie Alley: Rebecca Howe

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• [Sam tries to convince Carla to be nicer to Eddie when she suspects that Eddie may be cheating on her, attacks him when he enters the bar and vows to kill "the horny little frog"] 

  Sam Malone : Murder is not the answer to every one of life's little problems, you know that? First of all, you don't even know if he did anything wrong. And second, if he was a little tempted, maybe you pushed him into it.

  Carla LeBec : Oh, what are you talking about?

  Sam Malone : Did you ever think that maybe you aren't exactly nice to the guy?

  Carla LeBec : Sammy, you know me! This is as nice as it gets!

  Sam Malone : But this is the way you handle everything in your life, and it never works.

  Carla LeBec : OK, o god of good relationships, what do *you* suggest I do?

  Alan : Carla... Carla, you've got to let Eddie know how you feel inside. You must embrace him, not... not just with your heart, but with your very soul! Give unto him, and he will give unto you!

  Norm Peterson : [Points at Alan]  OK, no more for this clown!

  Sam Malone : Listen, I'm talking about the occasional back rub. The general all-around pampering. You know, maybe buy one of those low-cut, frilly dresses...

  Rebecca Howe : Oh, you mean that "total woman" BS? I find that completely repulsive.

  Sam Malone : [to Rebecca]  Well, that explains all the men beating down your door, doesn't it?

  Sam Malone : Sweetheart, listen. You've got to become the ideal woman. You know, treat him like a god. Cater to his every whim.

  Carla LeBec : Ew, yuck! I can't do that! I can't do frilly!

  Sam Malone : You know what they say: You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.

  Woody Boyd : Maybe I shouldn't be butting in here, but you can catch the most with dead squirrels.

• Cliff Clavin : Say, Rebecca. Was it a big hassle getting those company tickets for Woody?

  Rebecca Howe : No.

  Cliff Clavin : Can you get some for me?

  Rebecca Howe : No.

  Cliff Clavin : Ah, I get it, employees only, huh?

  Rebecca Howe : No.

  Cliff Clavin : Gotcha. Can't go to the well too often.

  Rebecca Howe : No.

  Cliff Clavin : Then you just don't want to get 'em for me?

  Rebecca Howe : Yes.

  Cliff Clavin : Well, no harm in asking.