- Woody: It's a good thing this fire didn't spread. It could have been like that fire my great-grandmother's cow started. Darn thing kicked over a lantern and burned an entire city to the ground. Yup, the shame was so great, the family had to move to Ohio and change their last name to Wilkins.
- Kelly: But Woody, you're from Indiana and your family name is Boyd.
- Woody: Oh, well, some stuff happened in Ohio.
- [Witnessed by Frasier and Cliff among others, Sam has just kicked Rebecca out of Cheers for good for accidentally burning down the bar, and tells everyone that they are not to defend her]
- Frasier: Well, I guess we've seen the dark side of Sam Malone.
- Cliff: You want to see dark sides, you ought to see Ma when you leave the shower curtain on the outside of the tub. That's something you don't do twice.
- Sam: Rebecca, wait, wait a minute.
- Rebecca: Look, Sam, you and I don't have anything to say to each other. You said some things today that you cannot take back, and you really hurt me, and I know that what I did was terrible, but what you did was worse because you did it on purpose. I don't want to ever see you or this bar again. Bye.
- Sam: Do you want your job back?
- Rebecca: [in tears] I really do!
- Rebecca: Sam, the fire wasn't your fault. I was smoking a cigarette and I burned down your bar.
- Sam: You did this? You did this to me? Yes, yes, of course. Why didn't I figure this out earlier? My bar burns down, you're within 50 miles. It all fits.
- Rebecca: Sam, I'm so sorry.
- Sam: What were you thinking? Huh? You're tired of screwing up your own life so you start to pick on mine? You know, of all the stupid, stupid things you've done in your useless life, this is your masterpiece. I'll tell you what; Get out. Get out of my bar.
- [Rebecca does as she's told and leaves the bar]