Cheers (TV Series)

The Little Match Girl (1992)

Ted Danson: Sam Malone

Quotes 

• Sam : Rebecca, wait, wait a minute.

  Rebecca : Look, Sam, you and I don't have anything to say to each other. You said some things today that you cannot take back, and you really hurt me, and I know that what I did was terrible, but what you did was worse because you did it on purpose. I don't want to ever see you or this bar again. Bye.

  Sam : Do you want your job back?

  Rebecca : [in tears]  I really do!

• Rebecca : Sam, the fire wasn't your fault. I was smoking a cigarette and I burned down your bar.

  Sam : You did this? You did this to me? Yes, yes, of course. Why didn't I figure this out earlier? My bar burns down, you're within 50 miles. It all fits.

  Rebecca : Sam, I'm so sorry.

  Sam : What were you thinking? Huh? You're tired of screwing up your own life so you start to pick on mine? You know, of all the stupid, stupid things you've done in your useless life, this is your masterpiece. I'll tell you what; Get out. Get out of my bar.

  [Rebecca does as she's told and leaves the bar] 

• Carla : OK Sammy, I'm going home. I put away all the glasses, the, uh, bottles are in the store room, and all the rest of garbage from the wedding is in the office.

  Sam : Thank you honey, I'll lock up. Where's Rebecca?

  Carla : I just told you. She's in the office.