- Norm Peterson: Listen, if you don't mind, right now I've been tasting beer all morning, OK, so I'm just going to take a break, change my clothes and go over to Cheers and hoist a few.
- Mike: [laughing] Whoa. You're kidding, right?
- Norm Peterson: Yeah. These clothes'll be fine.
- Norm Peterson: Rebecca, has it ever occurred to you that maybe the reason you always lose is because you think you're going to lose?
- Rebecca Howe: Oh, don't give me that crap. I tried that positive thinking stuff, and I knew it wouldn't work, and sure enough, it didn't.
- Norm Peterson: I think I got a job.
- Sam Malone: Hey, all right, Normy.
- Cliff Clavin: All right, everybody, stand back! I'll take care of this.
- [to Norm]
- Cliff Clavin: All right, mister. I don't know what pod you crawled out of, but you're not welcome in our world. Now go in peace, and give us our Normy back!