Cheers (TV Series)

The Heart Is a Lonely Snipehunter (1985)

Shelley Long: Diane Chambers

Quotes 

• Frasier Crane : [walks into the bar looking a little down]  Oh, hello Diane.

  Diane Chambers : Hi Frasier.

  [they give each other a quick kiss] 

  Diane Chambers : Frasier, your lips are troubled.

  Carla Tortelli : No wonder. Look at the hell he puts them through.

• Diane Chambers : There's no such thing as a snipe hunt. They played a childish prank on you.

  Frasier Crane : I know that.

  Diane Chambers : What?

  Frasier Crane : Good Lord, Diane, a man does not crouch in the woods for two hours without having a revelation or two.

  Diane Chambers : So this is part of a plan, and I unwittingly helped you?

  Frasier Crane : Yes.

  Diane Chambers : Frasier, how devious. But why didn't you tell me?

  Frasier Crane : Well, I couldn't trust you. You'd have thought it was too cruel.

  Diane Chambers : Oh, are you kidding? I would have helped. Frasier, this is so unlike you.

  Frasier Crane : No, but it's what guys do, darling: we screw each other to the wall.

  [laughs] 

  Frasier Crane : Boy, it's great to be one of the gang, I'll tell you.

• Diane Chambers : Sam.

  Sam Malone : What?

  Diane Chambers : There's one other thing I want you to know. Lord knows why, but Frasier thinks of you as a friend. As a matter of fact, he thinks of you as one of his closest friends.

  Sam Malone : Get out of here.

  Diane Chambers : He does Sam.

  Sam Malone : Gee, what a boob, boo, bootiful guy...