- Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: Well, I'm off. I don't know what the future holds. Whatever happens, I only hope I can reach my full potential to acquire things the old Lilith never had.
- Carla Tortelli: Like a body temperature?
- Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: Very good, Carla. Incidentally, I've taken your wisecracks for a few years now, you hideous gargoyle. And if you ever open that gateway to Hell you call a mouth in my direction again, I'll snap off your extremities like dead branches and feed them to you at gunpoint.
- [Carla is too stupefied to reply]
- Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: God, that felt good!
- [Lilith walks out of Cheers]
- Carla Tortelli: Well, that was just plain rude.
- Cliff Clavin: Well Doc, if it means anything to you, I'm here for you.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: It doesn't Cliff, but thanks.
- Norm Peterson: Ah Frase, you know marriage is a very tricky thing. Takes a lot of work and sacrifice and compromise from both parties to keep it fresh and rewarding.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: How can you say that? You work less at your marriage than anyone else in the world.
- Norm Peterson: I was hoping the irony would cheer you up.
- [the police are trying to talk Frasier off a window ledge. The potential jumper's identity is unknown to the police]
- Sergeant Rainer: Who's that shrink we use in cases like this?
- Police Officer: You mean Frasier Crane? He's not answering his pager.
- Sergeant Rainer: Yeah, remind me to put this in my report. That man'll never work in this town again.
- Sergeant Rainer: [through the bull horn to Frasier] You've got your whole life ahead of you.
- Sam Malone: [through a bull horn, talking to Frasier, who is on a third floor window ledge threatening to jump] What about your friends? What about me? I care for you? Hell, I love you, man.
- [there is general excitement and approval from the on-looking crowd to Sam's announcement]
- Sam Malone: [to the crowd] Yeah, I said it. Look, a guy can love another guy without being the kind of guy who loves other guys.
- Sam Malone: [to Frasier] You knew what I was saying, didn't you Frase? You didn't think I meant the other thing, did you Frase?
- Sam Malone: Frasier, Fras-don't listen to him, man. So it didn't work out with Lilith, you know. What's the big deal? That's ok. What about your friends? What about me, I care for you. Hell, I love you, man!
- [the crowd gathered behind him aww's and applauds]
- Sam Malone: [addressing the crowd] Yeah, I said it. A guy can love another guy without being the kind of guy who loves other guys.
- Sam Malone: [directs his attention back to Frasier] You knew what I was saying, didn't ya, Fras? You didn't think that I meant... the 'other' thing, did ya?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [makes a head/shoulder gesture that can be construed as, 'I knew what you meant']