Cheers (TV Series)

The Book of Samuel (1986)

Katherine McGrath: Desiree Harrison

Quotes 

• [Desiree, an older woman, has just agreed to go out for a coffee with Woody] 

  Desiree Harrison : This isn't going to turn into one of those May-December romances, is it?

  Woody Boyd : With the holidays coming up, December's no good, but May's OK.

• Woody Boyd : So you're Desiree.

  Desiree Harrison : Yeah.

  Woody Boyd : Hi, I'm Woody. Can I get your coat?

  Carla Tortelli : What's *she* doing here?

  Cliff Clavin : Er, that's Woody's date.

  Carla Tortelli : Woody's going out with Sam's cleaning lady?

  Norm Peterson : Cleaning lady?

  Carla Tortelli : Right. Sam says she's the best.

  Woody Boyd : So how are you?

  [Shaking Desiree's hand] 

  Desiree Harrison : Fine - shall we get started?

  Woody Boyd : Ri-right here?

  Desiree Harrison : Here... or in the back if you prefer.

  Woody Boyd : But don't you want to eat dinner first?

  Desiree Harrison : Nooo, I'd like to get right to it. I'll stop to eat when I get a little tired.

  Woody Boyd : Wow.

  Desiree Harrison : I figure you probably have your own equipment. If not, I have mine out in the car.

  Woody Boyd : What sort of equipment?

  Desiree Harrison : Well, the first thing we'll need is a bucket.

  Woody Boyd : Really?

  Desiree Harrison : Yeah, and some rubber gloves and one of those really hard brushes with the long handle.

  Woody Boyd : You gotta be kidding me.

  Desiree Harrison : I'll need *something* to get to those hard to reach places.

  Woody Boyd : Would you excuse me for a moment please?

  [Goes to the back end of the bar] 

  Woody Boyd : Hey guys, I think there's things about Sam that we don't know.