Cheers (TV Series)

The Beer Is Always Greener (1992)

Woody Harrelson: Woody Boyd

Quotes 

• Woody Boyd : [entering the bar]  Hi guys.

  Rebecca Howe : Woody, what are you doing back here?

  Sam Malone : How come you're not on your honeymoon?

  Woody Boyd : Honeymoon? Is that what you call it when two people lock themselves in a room and refuse to speak or even look at each other?

  Norm Peterson : No, Wood. That's marriage.

• Woody Boyd : I love you, Kelly - that's why I'm now a member of the Lutheran Evangelical Church of America. Just like you.

  Kelly Boyd : Oh, Woody! You saved our marriage... What a wonderful sacrifice! Now when we die and go to heaven, we won't be separated by barbed wire and barking dogs... What was it exactly that saved you, Woody?

  Woody Boyd : Something Dr. Crane said.

  Kelly Boyd : ...That thing about how true love can overcome all differences?

  Woody Boyd : Not exactly. He took me aside and said that I'd better get used to giving into you on every point for the rest of our lives if I ever want to see you naked again.

  Kelly Boyd : Well, he is a PhD.

  Woody Boyd : Yes, dear.

  Kelly Boyd : Let's go home.

  Woody Boyd : Yes, dear.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Woody, today... you are a man.

  Woody Boyd : Yes, dear.