Cheers (TV Series)

Teaching with the Enemy (1992)

John Ratzenberger: Cliff Clavin

Quotes 

• Woody Boyd : What's a Freudian slip?

  Cliff Clavin : Why, it's when you say one thing when you're actually thinking about a mother.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : That's twice today that I've publicly made a fool of myself.

  Cliff Clavin : Ah, you get used to it, Doc.

• Cliff Clavin : You see, Tiny, uh, you know, calling you Tiny, a guy of your, you know, girth, is what we in the comedy profession call a juxtaposition. Right? Juxtaposition! You see, it's like calling a bald guy Curly, a fat guy Slim, a tall guy...

  [Cliff waits for an answer from Tiny, which isn't forthcoming] 

  Cliff Clavin : ...Shorty!

  Tiny the Bouncer : I like that. You're Smart.

  Cliff Clavin : Why, thank you.

  Tiny the Bouncer : No, that's your new nickname. Get it?