Cheers (TV Series)

Teaching with the Enemy (1992)

Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane

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Quotes 

• Dr. Frasier Crane : That's twice today that I've publicly made a fool of myself.

  Cliff Clavin : Ah, you get used to it, Doc.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : [Drunk out of his gourd]  One more Woody. One more for... the big stooge. One more for the big loser. One more for the big boob.

  Carla Tortelli-LeBec : [to Phil, Cliff and Norm]  Hey, hear that? Frasier wants to buy you guys a drink.

• [Lilith has bad news for Frasier] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : I know, I'll simply imagine the worst thing you could possibly tell me, and whatever your news is, it will pale by comparison. In fact, whatever it is, it'll be a relief. OK, OK, uh, what is the worst thing I can imagine?

  [Frasier stops to think] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : All right, I've got it. Lilith, your news please.

  Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane : This afternoon, in a moment of extreme weakness, I cheated on you.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [gets up and yells]  That was it! That was the worst thing!