- Dr. Frasier Crane: Well, thank you, one and all, for ruining yet another plot for me.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: I'll be off, now, but before I go there's something I'd like to share with you.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: In Citizen Kane, Rosebud is the name of his sled.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: In Murder on the Orient Express, everyone did it, and Luke Skywalker's father is Darth Vader.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Ha!
- Anthony Tortelli: [about Sam offering Annie a job] I don't want my wife to work.
- Annie Tortelli: I can do it if I want to.
- Anthony Tortelli: Nuh'uh.
- Annie Tortelli: Nuh'huh.
- Anthony Tortelli: Nuh'uh.
- Annie Tortelli: Nuh'huh.
- Anthony Tortelli: Nuh'uh.
- Sam Malone: Why don't you two talk about it.
- Annie Tortelli: Of course we will. Communication is the cornerstone of our marriage.
- Anthony Tortelli: Nuh'uh.
- Annie Tortelli: Nuh'huh.
- Rebecca Howe: I am going to pop her. I'm going to pop her. I'm going to pop her right in the kisser. I'm going to pop her, p-pop, p-pop, p-pop, p-pop...
- Sam Malone: That's good. Now do bacon frying.
- Woody Boyd: You know, Darth Vader can't be Luke Skywalker's father. They don't have the same last name.
- Rebecca Howe: So, did you get a chance to see Carla's babies?
- Sam Malone: Oh, we sure did. They are two of the cutest little guys you've ever seen.
- Rebecca Howe: Ahh, who do they look like: Carla or Eddie?
- Woody Boyd: Well, they're twins. They kind of look like each other.
- Annie Tortelli: It's bad enough that Anthony has lost all his ambition and can't get a job. But since I started working here, he's become insanely jealous: why am I late, when am I coming home, why am I dressed like such an ultra-fox. I mean, if it wasn't for the six times a day we make love, he'd be no fun at all.
- Laurie: Is Miss Howe here? Mr. Drake sent me.
- Rebecca Howe: Oh, you must be the slut.
- Laurie: Excuse me?
- Rebecca Howe: Slot. You're here to fill the slot.