Cheers (TV Series)

Swear to God (1988)

Rhea Perlman: Carla LeBec

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Quotes 

• [after Sam has made a vow to God to give up sex, Sam and Carla argue about what they see as possible signs from God] 

  Carla LeBec : Let's face it Sam, that was a warning and you better take heed.

  Sam Malone : OK, come on, what's he going to do?

  Carla LeBec : Well, my cousin Tino...

  Sam Malone : Yeah?

  Carla LeBec : ...swore he'd give up meat. That night, he ate a burger. The next day, his teeth fell out.

  Sam Malone : Oh, come on Carla, there's no connection, here. I swore would not have sex, so... Oh, oh, oh...

• Carla LeBec : [about Sam's news that he may have fathered a child]  Are you sure it's yours?

  Sam Malone : No, it's between me and another guy, but the kid's a real looker, so, you know, you figure it out.

• Norm Peterson : Oh Carla, you know that pitcher of beer you left on your tray? Some guy from Table 6 came and drank it.

  Carla LeBec : I don't have a Table 6.

  Norm Peterson : I knew I should have said Table 5.