Cheers (TV Series)

Show Down: Part 2 (1983)

Helen Page Camp: Lady #2

Quotes 

• [Two proper looking middle-aged women are in the bar. Carla is about to take their order] 

  Carla Tortelli : So, what'll you have?

  Lady #1 : I'll have a cup of tea.

  Lady #2 : And I'll have a small sherry.

  Carla Tortelli : OK.

  Lady #1 : Well, that sounds nice. Sherry sounds very nice. And it is late afternoon. And I think I'll have a glass of sherry too please.

  Carla Tortelli : Two sherries.

  Lady #1 : Ah, make that a glass of wine. White wine.

  Lady #2 : Wine! I haven't had a glass of wine in ages. Is your wine dry?

  Carla Tortelli : Yeah, it's OK.

  Lady #2 : Then give me some wine too.

  Carla Tortelli : Two wines.

  Lady #1 : You know what sounds like fun to me all of a sudden?

  Lady #2 : What?

  Lady #1 : A beer. I haven't had a beer since I don't know when.

  Lady #2 : I used to have half a beer on a hot day.

  Lady #1 : Well, it's quite cold out today.

  Lady #2 : Then put a shot of whiskey with it and it's perfect.

  Lady #1 : Two boilermakers, Wild Turkey and Bud.

  Carla Tortelli : I'll run a tab.

  Lady #1 : Good!