"Cheers" Show Down: Part 2 (TV Episode 1983) Poster

(TV Series)

(1983)

Ted Danson: Sam Malone

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Quotes 

  • [Sam and Diane are about to have their first kiss] 

    Sam : You are the nuttiest, the stupidest, the phoniest fruitcake I ever met!

    Diane : And you, Sam Malone, are the most arrogant, self-centered...

    Sam : SHUT UP! Shut your fat mouth!

    Diane : Make me!

    Sam : Make you? Why, I'm... I'm gonna... I'm gonna bounce you off every wall in this office!

    Diane : Try it and you'll be walking funny tomorrow. Or should I say funnier.

    Sam : You know, I always wanted to pop you one. Maybe this is my lucky day.

    Diane : You disgust me. I hate you.

    Sam : Are you as turned on as I am?

    Diane : More.

    Sam : Bet me.

    [They kiss] 

  • Sam Malone : [to Diane]  How do you think it feels to be attracted to someone who makes you sick?

    Diane Chambers : I could write a book on the subject.

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