Cheers (TV Series)

Send in the Crane (1989)

Ted Danson: Sam Malone

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Quotes 

• Sam Malone : [to Norm, Cliff and Pete]  Why do you guys remember my love life better than I do?

  Norm Peterson : Well, I think it meant more to us, Sammy.

• Laurie Marlowe : I'm fine, Mr Malone.

  Sam Malone : Mr Malone? Hey, come on, I'm the same guy that used to push you on the swings, and gave you piggyback rides, and played with you in the bathtub...

  Judy Marlowe : [interrupting Sam]  No, that was me.

• Sam Malone : Sweetheart, I've handled trickier situations than this before. Remember that time I dated, those lovely Henshaw Triplets all at the same time?

  Carla LeBec : Sammy, first of all, that was back when you were drinking like a fish. And second of all, that was one chick.

• Judy Marlowe : Guess what?

  Sam Malone : What?

  Judy Marlowe : My daughter Laurie came along to say 'Hi.'

  Sam Malone : You know, I'd love to see her again. Weren't the three of us-didn't we have fun together? Huh?

  Judy Marlowe : You were always a great 'Uncle Sammy.' A lot of men get jealous-they don't want to share.

  Sam Malone : Hey, I hope I never get so possessive that I'm not willing...

  Laurie Marlowe : [walks into the bar, not the little girl Sam remembers, but a grown-up and attractive young woman]  Hi, Mom!

  Sam Malone : -to share!

• Sam Malone : Say Laurie, I want to tell you how happy I am that you feel you can come and talk to me, because I feel that you and I have this-

  [suddenly notices a ring on her finger] 

  Sam Malone : . Oh look at that. A new ring?

  Laurie Marlowe : That's what I came to ask you.

  Sam Malone : What?

  Laurie Marlowe : I'm getting married, and I want you to give me away!

  Sam Malone : [covering up how he 'really feels']  Why you little slu-y one.