Cheers (TV Series)

Sam's Women (1982)

Ted Danson: Sam Malone

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Quotes 

• Sam Malone : What's your name?

  Brandee : Brandee - with two E's.

  Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : Brandee with two E's?

  [Brandee nods positively] 

  Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : [reading the liquor bottle in his hands]  Big company like this, they spell it wrong.

• [Carla is proving to Diane how shallow Sam is when it comes to women] 

  Carla Tortelli : [knocking on Sam's office door]  Sam, would you come out here for a second?

  Sam Malone : Carla, never disturb me.

  [Sam notices Brandee] 

  Sam Malone : Unless there's a customer.

• Sam Malone : Does anybody know any good movies?

  Norm Peterson : Yeah, what's the name of that new Australian film that's supposed to be so good?

  Brandee : No, no Australian films. I hate subtitles.

  Diane Chambers : This one's no problem - it's dubbed.

• Sam Malone : I've never met an intelligent woman that I'd want to date.

  Diane Chambers : On behalf of the intelligent women around the world, may I just say...

  [Diane mocks a big sigh of relief] 

• Brandee : My mother told me to watch out for guys in bars.

  Sam Malone : Well, then let's get out of this bar so you don't have to worry.