Cheers (TV Series)

Sam Turns the Other Cheek (1984)

George Wendt: Norm Peterson

Quotes 

• Diane Chambers : [to Sam, about dating married women]  Well, it's refreshing to know you draw the line somewhere.

  Sam Malone : Hey, hey, I draw lot's of lines. As a matter of fact, there are three categories of women I never get involved with: married, underage and comatose.

  Norm Peterson : He's added one.

• Norm Peterson : [about dumping girlfriend Maxine]  Now you want to tell me what was wrong with that one, Sammy? She looked perfect to me. Body was a 10.

  Cliff Clavin : So was her face.

  Diane Chambers : So was her IQ.

• Carla Tortelli : I am never going to be afraid to go to the dentist again. I found a way to communicate with him.

  Norm Peterson : How was that?

  Carla Tortelli : Well, as he leaned in with his drill, I grabbed him where I knew I could get his attention, and I said, "We're not going to hurt each other, are we."

  Diane Chambers : Carla, did that work?

  Carla Tortelli : We're having a late dinner.

• Sam Malone : [Sam and his latest girlfriend, Maxine, come out of the office arm in arm]  Oh, sorry it has to be like this.

  Maxine : [sobbing uncontrollably]  Why?

  Norm Peterson : Back up the garbage truck, Cliffy. Entering dump city.