Cheers (TV Series)
Sam Turns the Other Cheek (1984)
Shelley Long: Diane Chambers
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Quotes
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Diane Chambers : [to Sam, about dating married women] Well, it's refreshing to know you draw the line somewhere.
Sam Malone : Hey, hey, I draw lot's of lines. As a matter of fact, there are three categories of women I never get involved with: married, underage and comatose.
Norm Peterson : He's added one.
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Norm Peterson : [about dumping girlfriend Maxine] Now you want to tell me what was wrong with that one, Sammy? She looked perfect to me. Body was a 10.
Cliff Clavin : So was her face.
Diane Chambers : So was her IQ.
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Diane Chambers : [to Sam] Now, my love life is stable and yours belongs in one.
Diane Chambers : [chortles loudly to herself] I'll have to share that one with Frasier. Puns are his greatest pleasure.
Sam Malone : You mean now that he's sleeping with you?!
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Carla Tortelli : I am never going to be afraid to go to the dentist again. I found a way to communicate with him.
Norm Peterson : How was that?
Carla Tortelli : Well, as he leaned in with his drill, I grabbed him where I knew I could get his attention, and I said, "We're not going to hurt each other, are we."
Diane Chambers : Carla, did that work?
Carla Tortelli : We're having a late dinner.
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Diane Chambers : [about Sam's story] Coach, I think there's something rotten in the State of Denmark.
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : It's all that cheese.