- Woody Boyd: Miss Howe? Can I have tomorrow off?
- Rebecca Howe: Woody, I pay you for a forty hours a week. I expect forty hours work. Besides, I need you to take me to go get my car once it's finished being detailed.
- Woody Boyd: What time will that be?
- Rebecca Howe: Right after my beauty shop appointment. I'm getting cellophane highlights put in my hair, then I'm going to have a manicure then a pedicure.
- Woody Boyd: Pedicure?
- Rebecca Howe: Yeah. I have a date with Robin tonight and I may want to play footsie.
- Woody Boyd: All right, I can drive you Miss Howe.
- Rebecca Howe: Good.
- Woody Boyd: But after that, if there's time, can I take off?
- Rebecca Howe: God, Woody. What is so all fired important about your stupid life?
- Woody Boyd: Well, I cook and deliver meals to elderly shut-ins.
- Rebecca Howe: [sheepishly] Oh.
- Woody Boyd: You know, I normally do it on my day off, but this week on my day off I'm doing a walkathon for illiteracy. We're against it.
- Rebecca Howe: Well, OK, then that would be all right Woody.
- [as Rebecca is about to walk into her office, Woody grabs the glass bottle out of her hand]
- Woody Boyd: Oh, oh, Miss Howe. Wait. I'm recycling glass bottles. I want this world to be clean for our children. I mean, my children... or your children... or our children. But seeing as how you got a date with someone else tonight, it seems like a long shot.
- Rebecca Howe: Woody, you're so good and I'm so bad. I feel guilty and ashamed. I, I feel like killing myself.
- Woody Boyd: [hands her a business card] I also volunteer for a suicide hotline. We do good things.
- Carla Tortelli: Sammy Wait a minute what about your Dinghy?
- Sam Malone: Oh Yea that's the thing I'm going to miss most of all
- Carla Tortelli: [Carla yelling] No you idiot I mean the little boat we can get away in!