Quotes
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Woody Boyd : Miss Howe? Can I have tomorrow off?
Rebecca Howe : Woody, I pay you for a forty hours a week. I expect forty hours work. Besides, I need you to take me to go get my car once it's finished being detailed.
Woody Boyd : What time will that be?
Rebecca Howe : Right after my beauty shop appointment. I'm getting cellophane highlights put in my hair, then I'm going to have a manicure then a pedicure.
Woody Boyd : Pedicure?
Rebecca Howe : Yeah. I have a date with Robin tonight and I may want to play footsie.
Woody Boyd : All right, I can drive you Miss Howe.
Rebecca Howe : Good.
Woody Boyd : But after that, if there's time, can I take off?
Rebecca Howe : God, Woody. What is so all fired important about your stupid life?
Woody Boyd : Well, I cook and deliver meals to elderly shut-ins.
Rebecca Howe : [sheepishly] Oh.
Woody Boyd : You know, I normally do it on my day off, but this week on my day off I'm doing a walkathon for illiteracy. We're against it.
Rebecca Howe : Well, OK, then that would be all right Woody.
[as Rebecca is about to walk into her office, Woody grabs the glass bottle out of her hand]
Woody Boyd : Oh, oh, Miss Howe. Wait. I'm recycling glass bottles. I want this world to be clean for our children. I mean, my children... or your children... or our children. But seeing as how you got a date with someone else tonight, it seems like a long shot.
Rebecca Howe : Woody, you're so good and I'm so bad. I feel guilty and ashamed. I, I feel like killing myself.
Woody Boyd : [hands her a business card] I also volunteer for a suicide hotline. We do good things.
