- Woody Boyd: Most of my furniture comes from the interior of cars. I got to be careful when I shave 'cause objects may be closer than they appear.
- [Carla is receiving a non-sexual back rub from Earl]
- Carla LeBec: [moans with pleasure] That is the best I've ever felt without ending up with a baby.
- [a delivery man enters the bar]
- Deliveryman #2: I got a truck-load of sorghum for a Sam Malone.
- Sam Malone: [yells] I didn't say I wanted sorghum, I said I wanted some more gum.
- Sam Malone: [referring to the machine on which he made the order] God, I hate those things.
- Deliveryman #2: It's not my problem. Where did you want me to put this?
- Sam Malone: Wh... , I don't know. What is sorghum anyway?
- Woody Boyd: It's grain, Sam. It's used to feed livestock.
- Sam Malone: [referring to the guys at the bar] Say, if I put it in a bowl, would those guys eat it?
- Woody Boyd: Are you kidding, I was late putting out the beer nuts last night, and Mr. Peterson almost snapped off my thumb.
- Sam Malone: Fill 'em up.