Cheers (TV Series)

Pudd'n Head Boyd (1987)

Woody Harrelson: Woody Boyd

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• [At Cheers, Woody is dressed as Mark Twain] 

  Carla LeBec : Woody, you have been coming in here dressed in that ridiculous get-up for three weeks now. When are you going to stop this nonsense.

  Woody Boyd : Carla, as an understudy, I have to be dressed and ready to go on at a moment's notice. Putting on make-up like this can take hours, but I wouldn't expect you to understand.

  Carla LeBec : Why, because I'm not in the "thea-tah".

  Woody Boyd : No, because you don't wear make-up.

• Sam Malone : You can't spend your life dressed up like Mark Twain.

  Woody Boyd : Why not? He did.

• Woody Boyd : Carla, you've been dumped a million times. What's the best way to do it?