- Cliff Clavin: Well, you know, millions believe in reincarnation.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: You mean, like when you come back as a chicken?
- Cliff Clavin: Well, not necessarily as a chicken, Coach. The Hindus believe that what you come back as depends on your behavior in this life. You know, if you led a good life, you come back in an elevated state.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Like Colorado.
- Sam Malone: You've made my life a living hell.
- Diane Chambers: I didn't want you to think I was easy.
- Norm Peterson: One time I had to get tough with Vera, you know lay down the law. Next night I came home, she was waiting for me wearing nothing but a Saran Wrap bikini. I haven't been able to look at a sandwich since.
- Diane Chambers: [in Diane's bedroom] Sam, why are you taking your pants off?
- Sam Malone: Well it's not to give Mr. Buzzer a target.
- Diane Chambers: We're having a fight!
- Sam Malone: It won't last all night, and I don't want to be overdressed when it's over.
- Diane Chambers: [introducing Sam to her stuffed animals] Be nice or Mr. Buzzer will sting you.
- Sam Malone: I'm guessing that's the bee?