Cheers (TV Series)

Peterson Crusoe (1984)

Ted Danson: Sam Malone

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• Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : Norm. Normie, you want to hear a crazy, hopeless dream? I wanted to play baseball, and uh, maybe coach a little you know, and then afterward tend bar in a nice place. And look what happened to me?

  Sam Malone : Coach, that's exactly what happened to you.

  Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : Oh yeah. No wonder I'm such a happy guy.

• Diane Chambers : Sometimes there is no pleasure in conquest.

  Sam Malone : Yeah, I haven't forgotten our first night together either.

• Diane Chambers : [about Carla's depression from losing a bet to Diane]  She should be over this by now. It's been weeks. I've robbed her of her zest for life.

  Sam Malone : You do have that affect on people.

• Norm Peterson : [about a spot found on his chest x-ray]  Ever since I heard this news, all I can think of is how I may be coming to the end of my life with nothing to show for it.

  Diane Chambers : Well, you've got all of us, your friends. And we're going to be with you, all the way through this.

  Sam Malone : You bet.

  Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : You mean we're going to have to have the surgery and everything, Diane? I'm not saying I won't do it.

  Diane Chambers : I'll explain it later, Coach.

  Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : Everybody says, "I'll explain it later".