Cheers (TV Series)
One for the Book (1982)
Rhea Perlman: Carla Tortelli
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Quotes
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Carla Tortelli : What are you writing, Slack?
Diane Chambers : Um, my thoughts.
Carla Tortelli : That explains all the empty pages.
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Sam Malone : Oh, sir, save your quarter. That piano hasn't worked in twenty years.
Carla Tortelli : Use the jukebox. It doesn't work, either, but it's only a dime.
Norm Peterson : Sammy, why do you keep something around that doesn't work?
Carla Tortelli : [next to Diane] Because no one else will give her a job.
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Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : You want a beer, Norm?
Norm Peterson : Does a rag doll have cloth knobs?
Carla Tortelli : There's a lady present, Norm.
Norm Peterson : [to Diane] Oh, sorry, Diane.