Cheers (TV Series)
One for the Book (1982)
Boyd Bodwell: Kevin
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Quotes
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Sam Malone : Hi. What'll you have?
Kevin : Ah, I'll have a carafe of your house whiskey.
Sam Malone : Excuse me?
Kevin : Ah, is that a bad order?
Sam Malone : Well, not if you're a party of twenty.
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Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : You know, I once thought of being a priest.
Kevin : Oh, you're religious?
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : No, I thought it would a nice, kind of peaceful life, you know?
Kevin : [scoffs] Allow me to dispel your misconceptions.
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : [kneeling] Oh, thank you, father.
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[Kevin, a novice drinker, is drunk. Sam, in an effort to sober him up, has been serving him coffee]
Kevin : Sam, I want a drink that only men drink. Something that makes women sick.
Sam Malone : I'll give you some more coffee.
Kevin : No, no, I want something stronger than coffee.
Sam Malone : I'll give you yesterday's coffee.