Cheers (TV Series)
One for the Book (1982)
Ted Danson: Sam Malone
Quotes
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Sam Malone : Hi. What'll you have?
Kevin : Ah, I'll have a carafe of your house whiskey.
Sam Malone : Excuse me?
Kevin : Ah, is that a bad order?
Sam Malone : Well, not if you're a party of twenty.
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Sam Malone : You're telling me that I'm too dumb to be in that book.
Diane Chambers : Sam, there are a lot of people in this book just as dumb as you are.
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Sam Malone : Oh, sir, save your quarter. That piano hasn't worked in twenty years.
Carla Tortelli : Use the jukebox. It doesn't work, either, but it's only a dime.
Norm Peterson : Sammy, why do you keep something around that doesn't work?
Carla Tortelli : [next to Diane] Because no one else will give her a job.
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[Kevin, a novice drinker, is drunk. Sam, in an effort to sober him up, has been serving him coffee]
Kevin : Sam, I want a drink that only men drink. Something that makes women sick.
Sam Malone : I'll give you some more coffee.
Kevin : No, no, I want something stronger than coffee.
Sam Malone : I'll give you yesterday's coffee.
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Sam Malone : When I played baseball, I mean I used to get quoted all the time. I mean, reporters used to hang around my locker just waiting for me to say something intelligent.
Diane Chambers : I know the feeling.