Cheers (TV Series)

Norm, Is That You? (1988)

Woody Harrelson: Woody Boyd

Quotes 

• Woody Boyd : Miss Howe, I don't mean to insult you, but you're looking kind of puny. Have you lost weight?

  Rebecca Howe : Is this a set up? Did Sam tell you to say that?

  Woody Boyd : No, ma'am. I told myself to say it. I'm worried about you, you know, if you're not careful, you're going to start wasting away and pretty soon your ribs are going to show like this guy back in Hanover, Kyle Leffers. Course he'd been dead a while when they found him.

  Rebecca Howe : Thank you, Woody. That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all week.

  [Rebeca gives Woody a thankful quick peck on the cheek] 

  Woody Boyd : Your hair's been looking kind of ratty too.

  Rebecca Howe : Unfortunately that's the second nicest thing.

  [Rebecca starts to walk away] 

  Woody Boyd : What, no kiss?

• Woody Boyd : [Opens a package from home]  Oh, boy! My aunt Edna's killer fudge brownies!

  Cliff Clavin : Oh, killers, eh?

  Woody Boyd : [Passing the brownies around]  Yeah, they're called that because the first time my uncle Ford ever smelled them baking he came running in from the field and got hit by a combine.

  Woody Boyd : [Wistfully]  He hung on for a few days. At the end, he was just praying to die.

  Woody Boyd : Well, eat up, everybody!