- Woody Boyd: Well, I've drawn up a list of names of the people I want to invite to the party, the only problem is I only get to invite a few. Where do you draw the line?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Well, Woody, something that Lilith and I find helpful when we plan a party is to simply start at the bottom of the list and eliminate the least desirable.
- Woody Boyd: [excited] OK. Cranes are out! Thanks Dr. Crane. That *was* helpful.
- Sam Malone: Ah, how do you do, Mr. Gaines, I'm Sa...
- Mr. Walter Gaines: No, don't introduce yourself to me.
- Sam Malone: Oh, that's right. We've met.
- Mr. Walter Gaines: No. I just don't care who you are.
- [the Insurance Agent has taken Woody's blood]
- Woody Boyd: Do I get a cookie?
- Insurance Agent: I'm sorry, no.
- Woody Boyd: Why not? The other place gave me a cookie.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Woody, are you saying you've already given blood today?
- Woody Boyd: Is that bad?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Yes, it's bad. You're suffering from a lack of blood and a lack of sleep. I'm surprised you're not hallucinating.
- Woody Boyd: Ah, that's a good one, Dr. Crane. Hallucinating.
- [Kelly enters]
- Kelly Gaines: Woody, why aren't you ready for the party?
- Woody Boyd: What party? Who are you? Why am I covered with ants?
- [the bar is dark and seemingly empty as it's closed for the evening. The telephone rings, and the answering machine picks up]
- Sam Malone: [voice on the answering machine] Hi. This is Cheers. Leave a message at the beep.
- [the answering machine beeps]
- Vera Peterson: [voice on the telephone] Norm, this is Vera. Please pick up. Norm! Norm!
- [Vera hangs up the telephone. The telephone rings again and the answering machine picks up]
- Sam Malone: [voice on the answering machine] Hi. This is Cheers. Leave a message at the beep.
- [the answering machine beeps]
- Vera Peterson: [voice on the telephone] Norm, I know you're there. Pick up the phone, Norm. It's three o'clock in the morning. I want you to come home. Norm? Norm!
- [Vera hangs up the telephone. The telephone rings again and the answering machine picks up]
- Sam Malone: [voice on the answering machine] Hi. This is Cheers. Leave a message at the beep.
- [the answering machine beeps]
- Vera Peterson: [voice on the telephone] Hi, Sam? This is Vera Peterson again. Listen, uh, ignore those messages. It turns out, Norm was here in bed next to me the whole time. And I thought that big lump was our dog. Who knew?
- Sam Malone: [about the enagement ring Woody bought for Kelly] How can you afford that on your salary?
- Woody Boyd: Oh, don't worry, Sam. I'm getting a night job.
- Sam Malone: You're going do another job when you leave here at two thirty in the morning?
- Woody Boyd: Yup. Graveyard shift.
- Sam Malone: Where?
- Woody Boyd: Graveyard, Sam.
- Woody Boyd: [sarcastically] Gee whiz, say goodnight Gracie.
- Norm Peterson: What part of the body do you need to take the blood from?
- Gordon: Any part that's soft and fleshy.
- Norm Peterson: Well, have I got a treat for you.
- [Frasier is trying to calm Carla, who doesn't want to take a blood test]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Carla, Carla, please. Now listen. Just look into my eyes and listen very carefully to every word I say. All he's going to do is plunge this large bore needle into your tissue until it reaches a vein, at which point the beating of your heart will cause your blood to gush into this vial with the viscous crimson serum.
- [Carla faints]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [to Gordon, the man who's taking the blood samples] There you go. Top her up.
- Kelly Gaines: [about Woody] Is he OK?
- Sam Malone: Yeah, he's fine. It's just he's been working twenty-four hours a day for the past four days.
- Kelly Gaines: Is that a lot? I'm not part of the workforce.