Cheers (TV Series)

No Rest for the Woody (1992)

Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane

Quotes 

• Woody Boyd : Well, I've drawn up a list of names of the people I want to invite to the party, the only problem is I only get to invite a few. Where do you draw the line?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, Woody, something that Lilith and I find helpful when we plan a party is to simply start at the bottom of the list and eliminate the least desirable.

  Woody Boyd : [excited]  OK. Cranes are out! Thanks Dr. Crane. That *was* helpful.

• [the Insurance Agent has taken Woody's blood] 

  Woody Boyd : Do I get a cookie?

  Insurance Agent : I'm sorry, no.

  Woody Boyd : Why not? The other place gave me a cookie.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Woody, are you saying you've already given blood today?

  Woody Boyd : Is that bad?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes, it's bad. You're suffering from a lack of blood and a lack of sleep. I'm surprised you're not hallucinating.

  Woody Boyd : Ah, that's a good one, Dr. Crane. Hallucinating.

  [Kelly enters] 

  Kelly Gaines : Woody, why aren't you ready for the party?

  Woody Boyd : What party? Who are you? Why am I covered with ants?

• [Frasier is trying to calm Carla, who doesn't want to take a blood test] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Carla, Carla, please. Now listen. Just look into my eyes and listen very carefully to every word I say. All he's going to do is plunge this large bore needle into your tissue until it reaches a vein, at which point the beating of your heart will cause your blood to gush into this vial with the viscous crimson serum.

  [Carla faints] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [to Gordon, the man who's taking the blood samples]  There you go. Top her up.