- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Draw you a beer, Norm?
- Norm Peterson: No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one.
- Diane Chambers: Yesterday, I saw something very disturbing.
- Carla Tortelli: What, the price of peroxide went up?
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Gee, I hope he didn't tell me and I forgot. Nah, I'd remember forgetting something that big.
- Cliff Clavin: Norm, you, uh, you smell like low tide and Bridgeport.
- Norm Peterson: Must've been that tuna sandwich I ate.
- Cliff Clavin: What'd you do, eat it or roll in it?