Cheers (TV Series)

Manager Coach (1983)

Shelley Long: Diane Chambers

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• Sam Malone : [about the Coach]  He's winning Diane, and winning's the most important thing here.

  Diane Chambers : Well, I don't think winning is the most important thing here.

  Sam Malone : Well good, then you won't mind losing this argument.

  Diane Chambers : Over my dead body.

  Sam Malone : Hey, don't bring last night into this.

  Diane Chambers : That's exactly what it was: your *last* night.

• Diane Chambers : [about Coach]  He's obsessing. I know all the signs. I had a small obsession myself until I got some help.

  Sam Malone : You did?

  Diane Chambers : Yes, I was obsessive compulsive about neatness. I demanded that everything be in its proper place. But now, look at the laissez-faire attitude I have about my apron. Huh? Now in the old days, I would have insisted that it be pencil, pen, pencil, pen, pad. Well now, it doesn't matter if it's pen, pencil, pen, pencil, pad, or pencil pencil pen pen pad, or even pencil pen pad, pencil pen.

  Diane Chambers : [looking down at the current state of her apron]  There's one thing that I cannot have and it's this: pad, pen, pen, pencil, pencil. That's just irritating.