- [Woody is appearing in a stage production of Arsenic and Old Lace]
- Cliff Clavin: All I can tell you, Woody, is that Ma loved the play. There's something about the idea of sweet old ladies being cold blooded murderers just seemed to tickle her funny bone. All the way home, she just laughed and laughed. As a matter of fact, I woke up at three A.M., and there she was sitting in my room in a rocking chair, rocking back and forth, staring at me and making this low gutteral chuckle. Boy, does she love the theater.
- [Madame Lazora enters the bar]
- Sam Malone: Ah, Madame Lazora.
- Madame Lazora: [in her psychic voice] I sense the tortured anguish of many lost souls screaming for release.
- Norm Peterson: That's probably me. I had kielbassa for breakfast.