Cheers (TV Series)
Love Me, Love My Car (1992)
Woody Harrelson: Woody Boyd
Quotes
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Rebecca Howe : [about Woody's pig, which she has in her arms] Oh, he's shivering. Should we cover him with something?
Woody Boyd : Well, not really. Maybe some honey glaze and a little pineapple.
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Woody Boyd : You know, back in Hanover, they say pigs are smarter than people. Actually, it's usually the tourists that point that out.
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Rebecca Howe : [about Woody's pig that he intends to make a Christmas ham out of] Oh, he would make the best pet. Hey, Woody, would you consider selling him?
Woody Boyd : No, but I'll share him.
Rebecca Howe : You will?
Woody Boyd : Sure. The day after Christmas, I'll bring you some sandwiches.
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Woody Boyd : Miss Howe, you aren't gonna believe this. Guess who showed up at my folks' back door last night?
Rebecca Howe : Who?
Woody Boyd : Snuffles. Yeah, I guess he found his way onto the back of a truck that was headed that way. I told you he was smart.
Rebecca Howe : I can't believe this. You see, he traveled all that distance to get home where he was safe and sound. This is a Christmas miracle!
Woody Boyd : I'll say.
[to the guys at the bar after Rebecca leaves]
Woody Boyd : Mom said he was delicious.