Cheers (TV Series)
Love Me, Love My Car (1992)
Kirstie Alley: Rebecca Howe
Quotes
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Rebecca Howe : [about Woody's pig, which she has in her arms] Oh, he's shivering. Should we cover him with something?
Woody Boyd : Well, not really. Maybe some honey glaze and a little pineapple.
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Rebecca Howe : [about Woody's pig that he intends to make a Christmas ham out of] Oh, he would make the best pet. Hey, Woody, would you consider selling him?
Woody Boyd : No, but I'll share him.
Rebecca Howe : You will?
Woody Boyd : Sure. The day after Christmas, I'll bring you some sandwiches.
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Woody Boyd : Miss Howe, you aren't gonna believe this. Guess who showed up at my folks' back door last night?
Rebecca Howe : Who?
Woody Boyd : Snuffles. Yeah, I guess he found his way onto the back of a truck that was headed that way. I told you he was smart.
Rebecca Howe : I can't believe this. You see, he traveled all that distance to get home where he was safe and sound. This is a Christmas miracle!
Woody Boyd : I'll say.
[to the guys at the bar after Rebecca leaves]
Woody Boyd : Mom said he was delicious.
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Carla Tortelli : [notices Rebecca carrying Woody's pig] What are you gonna do?
Rebecca Howe : I'm gonna save a life. I'm gonna drive Snuffles way out in the country and give him his freedom. He'll be free! Free, I tell you! And he'll always remember the person who gave him his freedom... Rebecca Howe! This is the best thing I've ever done.
[she heads out the door]
Carla Tortelli : I don't mind saying, that is one screwed up broad.